Toilet fiasco

So yeah it was 5 30 in the morning and I went for a pee flushed and then a hell broke loose... Water spewing everywhere out of the toilet non stop totally flooding our bathroom... Finally it got under control and we had the super mop up... But da mayor needed to do his thing but the first lady of d town would not allow me to poop in the apartment so I to wait until now at work for number 480... The first lady also claims that my pooping so much prolly has something to do with this toilet malfunction that has now happened twice in two weeks if that is the case then job well done mayor!!!