Dingers

That bomb in the bathroom is not not the only one i am gonna release today... gonna be some bombs on the baseball field as well.... 602... A-Rod is now an afterthought

Don't even mind

Yeah so what that the toilet seat is very warm I don't care that some one just let a bomb go in this stall I am now two up on that fool with no signs of slowing down... 601

The Come Back Kid

I have reached the Mountain... SUCK IT A-ROD.... I was ten down... you had numerous chances, but Da Mayor is the winner... you know what I will give you to the end of the game your playing currently, if you do it tonight it will be a tie, if not Da Mayor is Mr. 600 and will go down in history as the best come back ever. 600, a feeling Gay-Rod cant explain!

All tied up

What else is there left to say but Gay-Rod is folding under pressure...599 the real question reporters now should be asking is not when will one of the biggest scum bags in pro sports history reach the 600 milestone but when will the greatest dumper in the history of the universe and the first ever mayor of dump town/ registered sex symbol reach the mountain that is 600... The answer is later this afternoon maybe??? If not then tomorrow morning... If it is tomorrow morning then u got one more chance pal

Long gone

One of the longest straight log of crap I ever seen in a toilet... This makes 598... I don't think I am done quite yet... I will be crowned mr. 600 cuz I am da mayor and I'm AWESOME!!!

I feel like cheat-rod

Had to wait through a two hour call to get number 597 out, I felt like that chump Alex waiting and waiting to finally do it...

Footsteps

Alex I k ow u hear the footsteps I am getting closer and closer... U couldn't even do it against a rookie last night and here I sit on my throne dropping off a monumental number 596... If you don't do it tonight u can kiss your chances of beating me good bye.. Cuz I will deftly be reaching 600 tomorrow

A common theme

Yeah I am calling out this punk... Show me what u got tonight buddy... 595 so close I can smell(no pun attended) make me eat my words tomorrow morning... I dare ya!

Three in one game

It's getting really interesting here on the race for 600... The pressure has to be on Gay-Rod at this point because since last night and right now I have set down three "homerun" like dumps to bring my total to 594

Da mayor vs A-Roid

It is on... The race to 600.. Da mayor looking for a big comeback as he sits at 591, this will go down in history as the biggest come back ever!!! Don't miss a second of it

Performance enhancing

None of that needed here just all natural dumps being taken... So Andre Dawson can rest assure that this 590 is legit unlike some one else we know who is going for a 600 milestone