Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Low battery
Not sure how this dump is gonna turn out cuz I get this post in quickly as the iPod is dieing... 515
Yesterday
June 29, 2010 was one of the worst days in dump town history not only did I only go one time yesterday but that one time was in the god damn middle stall... Terrible and I promise u it will never happen again... I am moving on and have two dumps already today 513 & 514 thank you for being dumps I can be proud of
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
My own worst enemey
I have become the person I hate... Had to use the middle stall since both others were used.. If I didn't have to go really bad I would have waited... Damn u number 512
Monday, June 28, 2010
Hmmmm
As I take number 510 I am wondering if I should pull the trigger on going to dc for strasburg vs the
mets on Saturday????
mets on Saturday????
I'm back!!!!!
So I haven't blogged since Thursday and there have been plenty of dumps there was two on Friday three on Saturday one on Sunday and three Already this morning which brings us to nine dumps since we last were here so that is dumps number 501-509 and the let me tell u that free ham and free beer yesterday is the number 1 factor to me already having three visits this morning and it only being 10 30
Thursday, June 24, 2010
Streamers
I set up some tissue style streamers in the bathroom and I got noise makers but no one showed up... Oh well taking the historic 500th dump of the year just like I do all of my dumps at work... First blog then play a game!!!
Add a video
I accidentalLy hit the add a video button just now as I take number 499, and that got me thinking how awesome would it be to add the video of me taking my 500th dump of the year to the blog.. One work describes what that would be.... EPIC
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
MAke sure u are here tomorrow
The biggest day in dtown history is upon us... Unless something drastic happens tomorrow is the day I reach 500 I currently just wrapped up 498 and I am so excited... Gonna be a celebration bitches!!!!
One place I would love to dump is....
A knitting contest... Right on the stage and then say "knit that you dumb old broad... Da mayor out" then just walk away... 495
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Just a counter
This blog might be transforming soon... Not sure ingot to much left to say about my dumps and I don't really want to take this blog public and get more attention to it, prolly not the best thing for me... So we will see what happens after 500 it might be simple way for me to keep count cuz I do want to know how many dumps I take in a year... 493
Almost...
Almost didn't make my run this morning... was getting close to the mile and a half mark and realized oh man, here comes a poop... luckily I made it home was able to drop off number 492 where it belonged
Monday, June 21, 2010
That was gross
This is the kind of dumps that would make a grown man cry... But number 490 to the mayor is just another day in the office
Friday, June 18, 2010
Way Later
So totally forgot to blog today.... had two 483 and 484 (which is a fun highway) any way be back tomorrow.
Thursday, June 17, 2010
What is wierder
Listening to some one piss while shitting or listening to some one shit while peeing??? 482
1.5
I need to average one and a half dumps per day for the rest of the month so i can hit that illustrious number 500 during the month of June... Which would be perfect cuz half way through the year and half way to 1,000... Number 481 and I keep on and on and on!
Toilet fiasco
So yeah it was 5 30 in the morning and I went for a pee flushed and then a hell broke loose... Water spewing everywhere out of the toilet non stop totally flooding our bathroom... Finally it got under control and we had the super mop up... But da mayor needed to do his thing but the first lady of d town would not allow me to poop in the apartment so I to wait until now at work for number 480... The first lady also claims that my pooping so much prolly has something to do with this toilet malfunction that has now happened twice in two weeks if that is the case then job well done mayor!!!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Snot
Some one put their boogers on the wall a long long time ago here in this stall and it is still here... Really? Who the fuck is supposed to take care of these bathrooms... Oh wait never mind that d bag is useless... 478
Wednesday morning Delight
That is what number 477 is a nice delightful treat to start of Wednesday (the worse day of the week)
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
When u just know
It's funny sometimes when I pooping here at work I just know who is in the stalls next to me... Granted there r not that many males that work here but I can tell by the coughs or the sneezes or even the heavy breathing... It is one of the many restroom skills that da mayor possess... 476
D Town Awards
I was thinking of having a simulcast on the web for dtown Awards show but then changed my mind cuz I would win every single award and would probably run out of things to say and people to thank... Any way here is 475
Make it six
Took a dump late last night and never posted so that was six dumps on Monday... Not too shabby I also have one more right now which makes 473 & 474
Monday, June 14, 2010
My hoMe away from home
Yeah the toilet has been where I've been spending alot of time today... Been relaxing here after dumps and playing games and surfing the web... Work is not really a priority today... 472
Mistake ?
Not sure why I decided to have some chili at lunch, gonna make my already explosive Monday into a painful day... 471
Chugging along
Been d town three time already today but only one post... Any way just business as usual here In dump town... 468-470
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Been a while
Hey y'all I'm here.. Been a fun weekend I pooped in new York and Pennsylvania and now here in Tully, NY... There has been six in total since Iast talked to u all on Friday... Sean is pooping next to me he Say's hi.. 462-467
Friday, June 11, 2010
Double Dose
Got hit with a double dose of reality this morning after my first two dumps i realize drinking non light beer makes me take the nastiest dumps this side of the Mississippi.. 460 and 461
Thursday, June 10, 2010
A note
As I take my 457 trip to d town I wanted to let everyone know that I will be re upping my Pennsylvania sex symbol status tomorrow if there is enough time
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Webcast
ONLY IN D-TOWN... only in d-town can you be in the middle of a webcast and take a dump at the same time.. Da Mayor will put anything on hold if he needs to take a trip, my fans need to know when Da Mayor does his business... 456
Immigrant vacation
There was a different janitor roaming around the bathroom this week... I wonder did my dream come true and they finally got rid of that lazy scumbag or is he on vacation... I didn't think fuck head immigrants were allowed to take vacation... 455
Where the poop goes
Do u ever wonder why sometimes ur poop floats on top of the water, sometimes it sinks to the bottom and other times u shit and look down and it's no where to be found... Does it have to do with the density of the poop or the type of dump u release... These are the questions that the world must answer... That why I have kidnapped the worlds best scientist and have them working around the clock to figure out the mysteries of the poop locations.. 454
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Whore island
So Dump Town is making moves again, I am in the process of purchasing whore island and turning it into an overseas territory of d-town so everyone look for whore island being owned an operated by Da Mayor him self real soon... 451 & 452
Monday, June 7, 2010
Half way
Half way through the 400s so that means I almost half way to my goal for the year of 1000 which I used to think would be a lock but now not so sure...450
Too early
It's to early to be giving dumps hard pushes so I just sat here and waited for the stubborn lil bastard to find his way into the water.. 449
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
Eating out
I dare some one to eat out and not take a shit soon after.. For me it impossible any way it's 442
Another piss poor job
Hey ass fuck janitor instead of making a ruckus and trying to see my dong by breaking into the stall why don't u go pick up the glass in the parking lot that almost gave me a flat tire.. Man this is starting to turn into pure hatred .. 441
Would u rather
This is a lil game I used to play.... Would rather have da mayor shit on ur face or get eaten by a three headed comack... The choice is urs 440
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Even
I just noticed that I don't sit evenly on the toilet seat... One leg is more on then another, is this weird ??? Any way 439
Back to Back
Back to back explosions here in d town... One last night and one right now.. Checking to see if there are any survivors.. 437 & 438
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Not feeling it
Haven't really into this blog lately not sure if any o e really cares any more but here is 434 & 435
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Deadliest Warrior
So I was watching Deadliest Warrior TV show.. I dare any one of the so called Warriors to stand through number 433... I bet they cant, Cuz Da Mayor is the true Deadliest Warrior
Turtle heading majorly
Sitting at my desk on the phone having to crap so bad... I felt it almost come out... I stopped the call instantly and came in here for number 432
Man that Stinks
Wow, how can a smell come out of a human being, I almost fell off the toilet seat from passing out... 430
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