Gross

So when u dump as much as I do gross things are bound to happen.. I am on the toilet at work for number 310 and it is an auto flushing toilet... So I sit down and I shuffle a little and the sensor thinks I got up so it flushes.. Sound harmless right.. Well the toilet was a little backed up from excess toilet paper (could ve been my fault not sure) and the water rose all the way to the top and hit my butt cheeks... It was horrifying