Saturday, July 31, 2010

Dingers

That bomb in the bathroom is not not the only one i am gonna release today... gonna be some bombs on the baseball field as well.... 602... A-Rod is now an afterthought

Friday, July 30, 2010

Don't even mind

Yeah so what that the toilet seat is very warm I don't care that some one just let a bomb go in this stall I am now two up on that fool with no signs of slowing down... 601

Thursday, July 29, 2010

The Come Back Kid

I have reached the Mountain... SUCK IT A-ROD.... I was ten down... you had numerous chances, but Da Mayor is the winner... you know what I will give you to the end of the game your playing currently, if you do it tonight it will be a tie, if not Da Mayor is Mr. 600 and will go down in history as the best come back ever. 600, a feeling Gay-Rod cant explain!

All tied up

What else is there left to say but Gay-Rod is folding under pressure...599 the real question reporters now should be asking is not when will one of the biggest scum bags in pro sports history reach the 600 milestone but when will the greatest dumper in the history of the universe and the first ever mayor of dump town/ registered sex symbol reach the mountain that is 600... The answer is later this afternoon maybe??? If not then tomorrow morning... If it is tomorrow morning then u got one more chance pal

Long gone

One of the longest straight log of crap I ever seen in a toilet... This makes 598... I don't think I am done quite yet... I will be crowned mr. 600 cuz I am da mayor and I'm AWESOME!!!

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

I feel like cheat-rod

Had to wait through a two hour call to get number 597 out, I felt like that chump Alex waiting and waiting to finally do it...

Footsteps

Alex I k ow u hear the footsteps I am getting closer and closer... U couldn't even do it against a rookie last night and here I sit on my throne dropping off a monumental number 596... If you don't do it tonight u can kiss your chances of beating me good bye.. Cuz I will deftly be reaching 600 tomorrow

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

A common theme

Yeah I am calling out this punk... Show me what u got tonight buddy... 595 so close I can smell(no pun attended) make me eat my words tomorrow morning... I dare ya!

Three in one game

It's getting really interesting here on the race for 600... The pressure has to be on Gay-Rod at this point because since last night and right now I have set down three "homerun" like dumps to bring my total to 594

Monday, July 26, 2010

Da mayor vs A-Roid

It is on... The race to 600.. Da mayor looking for a big comeback as he sits at 591, this will go down in history as the biggest come back ever!!! Don't miss a second of it

Performance enhancing

None of that needed here just all natural dumps being taken... So Andre Dawson can rest assure that this 590 is legit unlike some one else we know who is going for a 600 milestone

Dump Central

Thinking about building a railroad station in DumpTown called Dump Central.. "take the train to Dump Central, plop out a dump, wipe and then hop back on Dump Central Trains" 587, 588 and 589

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Rough Morning

Had a rough morning after only going once yesterday... 3 times before 2 pm today, I see an average day tomorrow, staying light on the beers today. 583, 584, 585, 586

Friday, July 23, 2010

Of course

I have two dumps here 581 & 582 but I wanna talk about 581 when I left my iPod on my desk so all I had to do was stare at the wall and of course it was a nice long dump... It was brutal... I started humming to my self

Return of the liquid

Beer don't worry I would never give u up even though u make shots so gross so smelly and my burn for days... I love u beer and I love trip number 580

Headphones

Wearing headphones in the stall watching some old wrestling videos on you tube... How come it took me 579 dumps to put two of my favorite things together...

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Normalcy or busyness?

Two dumps that weren't all that gross could the tide be turning? 577 & 578

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

I just want a solid

A solid shit that is... Been liquid and really soft for days now... No end in sight I am afraid... Might need to call the Oswego health center again for advice... 576

Left and right

Still trying to get my body back normal... I think I got all of last Fridays stuff out and am working on Saturdays crazyness... Hopefully I can get back to normal by Friday.. But I doubt it... 3 for ya 573 574 & 575

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Hot dog with my pants down

Only in Chicago... 572

Dropping bombs

Not Dave bombs but crap bombs... 571

Beer shits

What else do I say... 15 trips since I last spoke... This one smells horrible as I have a lot of food and beer to pass... 570

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Hello is Indiana jones there?

No mother fucker Indiana Jones ain't here... He ain't real mother fucker.... Haha 555 (get it?)

Back to back calm days in dtown

Is just what the doctor ordered... Side note I will be becoming a sex symbol in 39 states tomorrow as I get registered in Illinois... 554

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Actually

These past couple of days is prolly nothing compared to what I am going to experience next week... Good luck mayor! 553

Finally

Finally the poop out break of July has subsided... My ass almost feels normal again... Almost! 552

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Gold plated diapers

Only in dtown will babies be shitting in gold cuz we value dump here in d town... 551

Wiping hurts

So much dumping so much wiping it's starting to be really painful... And u guys thought the life of da mayor was an easy one... Try go through this on a weekly basis.. I dare ya!!! 550

The big papi

I just Nick named number 549 the big papi in honor of the 2010 home run derby winner... I know David is proud

Posion ivy?

I may or may not have posion ivy which could make my shits this week ten times more painful, if the p ivy finds it's way into my butthole... Any way a late night and early morning poop give me 547 & 548

Monday, July 12, 2010

Deep dish and beer

I don't think my ass is ready for Chicago... I am going to be consuming a lot of substances that advance my pooping... Look out Illinois u haven't seen anything like da mayor!!! 546

Burnt popcorn

Why does the men's room smell like burnt popcorn?? Is there a secret microwave in here that I don't know about... Can't be!!! 545

No need for details

544, it's a Monday what more do u really need to know

Just like bill

I wanna be like Bill Brasky and get my poop to be considered currency in a country... Brasky had Argentina maybe I can have poop considered currency in Peru or Oman???? 543

Furious dumping

I hate sweating while dumping when I am at work cuz people see me coming from the Bathroom all sweaty and frazzled they know and say to them selves " there's Dan taking another furious and gruesome dump" 542

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Pre and Post

Before and after the mets took care of business against Larry and the braves i took blue shits cuz of the blueberries i have ate in the past two nights 540 and 541

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Just pooped

ANd it WAS GLORIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! 539

Friday, July 9, 2010

This time next week

I will be dumping in Chicago... But how many dumps will i be at??? Stayed tuned as the adventures of da mayor continue!!!!! 538

Got stuck

My asshole just made a sound I never heard it make before... It sounded like a his coming to a stop but it was actually air coming out of me while number 537 was stuck up in my bum.. I got it out though

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Came

Do u think any one has released cum and dumped at the exact same time.. The cum shot out at that exact instant the shit left ur asshole.. Would be some good independent research... 536

That fuck head

I swear to god that asshole janitor is back this week after being gone for a while and of course every time I am in here he comes banging around trying to get into my stall... God I hate this mother fucker... 535

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

The hall way chat

Walking in the hall way towards the bathroom needing dump and then some one stops to talk to u... Not cool, it's happened to us all male or female and let's just say thank god 534 stayed in as long as it did

Ladies like ???

So I got 532 & 533 here but I wanna talk about my dream last night... Well part of it... So I was taking a dump in what I was positive was the men's room when all of a sudden chicks starting walking in and I apparently knew them but when I awoke I didn't know who they where... Any way I was dumping and these girls were going into wash there hands but for some strange reason the sink was up really hi and u could see into the stall I was dumping in... Now u would think this would bother most girls but nope... They either just chatted normally with me or was turned on/ excited to see me dumping.. Now people say dreams some time foreshadow the future if this is true and the females start getting excited about da mayors trips... We are in serious business

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

531

Taking a dump

Wishing

Number 530, and I wish it was 530 already... Not in the working mood today!

Butt cheeks

Man it is a hot ass day today... The stalls in dtown are not much better as my buttcheeks are sticking to the toilet... Deftly going to have peel my self off the toilet after 529

The multiple posts continue

And on and on the D-Town train rolls, with another 3 dumps.. 2 last night and one this morning. So even though no work yesterday it was still a typical Monday fill of disgusting and devastating trips to every one's favorite town. 526, 527 & 528

Monday, July 5, 2010

Another 4

Been all around the State of NY dumping the past couple of days... In SP, in Woodlawn, in the Dale!! 522-525

Beer is awesome!

Friday, July 2, 2010

Four explosions

beer subway and tacos.. Need I say more about 518 519 520 & 521

Thursday, July 1, 2010

They call this d town for a reason

....because it is short for dump town.... Duh!!!! 517




FYI 85 trips in the month of June not bad but could be better

No beer

No beer last night.. No dump unil 10 45... Hmmm... 516