Saturday, July 31, 2010
Dingers
That bomb in the bathroom is not not the only one i am gonna release today... gonna be some bombs on the baseball field as well.... 602... A-Rod is now an afterthought
Friday, July 30, 2010
Don't even mind
Yeah so what that the toilet seat is very warm I don't care that some one just let a bomb go in this stall I am now two up on that fool with no signs of slowing down... 601
Thursday, July 29, 2010
The Come Back Kid
I have reached the Mountain... SUCK IT A-ROD.... I was ten down... you had numerous chances, but Da Mayor is the winner... you know what I will give you to the end of the game your playing currently, if you do it tonight it will be a tie, if not Da Mayor is Mr. 600 and will go down in history as the best come back ever. 600, a feeling Gay-Rod cant explain!
All tied up
What else is there left to say but Gay-Rod is folding under pressure...599 the real question reporters now should be asking is not when will one of the biggest scum bags in pro sports history reach the 600 milestone but when will the greatest dumper in the history of the universe and the first ever mayor of dump town/ registered sex symbol reach the mountain that is 600... The answer is later this afternoon maybe??? If not then tomorrow morning... If it is tomorrow morning then u got one more chance pal
Long gone
One of the longest straight log of crap I ever seen in a toilet... This makes 598... I don't think I am done quite yet... I will be crowned mr. 600 cuz I am da mayor and I'm AWESOME!!!
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
I feel like cheat-rod
Had to wait through a two hour call to get number 597 out, I felt like that chump Alex waiting and waiting to finally do it...
Footsteps
Alex I k ow u hear the footsteps I am getting closer and closer... U couldn't even do it against a rookie last night and here I sit on my throne dropping off a monumental number 596... If you don't do it tonight u can kiss your chances of beating me good bye.. Cuz I will deftly be reaching 600 tomorrow
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
A common theme
Yeah I am calling out this punk... Show me what u got tonight buddy... 595 so close I can smell(no pun attended) make me eat my words tomorrow morning... I dare ya!
Three in one game
It's getting really interesting here on the race for 600... The pressure has to be on Gay-Rod at this point because since last night and right now I have set down three "homerun" like dumps to bring my total to 594
Monday, July 26, 2010
Da mayor vs A-Roid
It is on... The race to 600.. Da mayor looking for a big comeback as he sits at 591, this will go down in history as the biggest come back ever!!! Don't miss a second of it
Performance enhancing
None of that needed here just all natural dumps being taken... So Andre Dawson can rest assure that this 590 is legit unlike some one else we know who is going for a 600 milestone
Dump Central
Thinking about building a railroad station in DumpTown called Dump Central.. "take the train to Dump Central, plop out a dump, wipe and then hop back on Dump Central Trains" 587, 588 and 589
Sunday, July 25, 2010
Rough Morning
Had a rough morning after only going once yesterday... 3 times before 2 pm today, I see an average day tomorrow, staying light on the beers today. 583, 584, 585, 586
Friday, July 23, 2010
Of course
I have two dumps here 581 & 582 but I wanna talk about 581 when I left my iPod on my desk so all I had to do was stare at the wall and of course it was a nice long dump... It was brutal... I started humming to my self
Return of the liquid
Beer don't worry I would never give u up even though u make shots so gross so smelly and my burn for days... I love u beer and I love trip number 580
Headphones
Wearing headphones in the stall watching some old wrestling videos on you tube... How come it took me 579 dumps to put two of my favorite things together...
Thursday, July 22, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
I just want a solid
A solid shit that is... Been liquid and really soft for days now... No end in sight I am afraid... Might need to call the Oswego health center again for advice... 576
Left and right
Still trying to get my body back normal... I think I got all of last Fridays stuff out and am working on Saturdays crazyness... Hopefully I can get back to normal by Friday.. But I doubt it... 3 for ya 573 574 & 575
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Beer shits
What else do I say... 15 trips since I last spoke... This one smells horrible as I have a lot of food and beer to pass... 570
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Hello is Indiana jones there?
No mother fucker Indiana Jones ain't here... He ain't real mother fucker.... Haha 555 (get it?)
Back to back calm days in dtown
Is just what the doctor ordered... Side note I will be becoming a sex symbol in 39 states tomorrow as I get registered in Illinois... 554
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
Gold plated diapers
Only in dtown will babies be shitting in gold cuz we value dump here in d town... 551
Wiping hurts
So much dumping so much wiping it's starting to be really painful... And u guys thought the life of da mayor was an easy one... Try go through this on a weekly basis.. I dare ya!!! 550
The big papi
I just Nick named number 549 the big papi in honor of the 2010 home run derby winner... I know David is proud
Posion ivy?
I may or may not have posion ivy which could make my shits this week ten times more painful, if the p ivy finds it's way into my butthole... Any way a late night and early morning poop give me 547 & 548
Monday, July 12, 2010
Deep dish and beer
I don't think my ass is ready for Chicago... I am going to be consuming a lot of substances that advance my pooping... Look out Illinois u haven't seen anything like da mayor!!! 546
Burnt popcorn
Why does the men's room smell like burnt popcorn?? Is there a secret microwave in here that I don't know about... Can't be!!! 545
Just like bill
I wanna be like Bill Brasky and get my poop to be considered currency in a country... Brasky had Argentina maybe I can have poop considered currency in Peru or Oman???? 543
Furious dumping
I hate sweating while dumping when I am at work cuz people see me coming from the Bathroom all sweaty and frazzled they know and say to them selves " there's Dan taking another furious and gruesome dump" 542
Sunday, July 11, 2010
Pre and Post
Before and after the mets took care of business against Larry and the braves i took blue shits cuz of the blueberries i have ate in the past two nights 540 and 541
Saturday, July 10, 2010
Friday, July 9, 2010
This time next week
I will be dumping in Chicago... But how many dumps will i be at??? Stayed tuned as the adventures of da mayor continue!!!!! 538
Got stuck
My asshole just made a sound I never heard it make before... It sounded like a his coming to a stop but it was actually air coming out of me while number 537 was stuck up in my bum.. I got it out though
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Came
Do u think any one has released cum and dumped at the exact same time.. The cum shot out at that exact instant the shit left ur asshole.. Would be some good independent research... 536
That fuck head
I swear to god that asshole janitor is back this week after being gone for a while and of course every time I am in here he comes banging around trying to get into my stall... God I hate this mother fucker... 535
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
The hall way chat
Walking in the hall way towards the bathroom needing dump and then some one stops to talk to u... Not cool, it's happened to us all male or female and let's just say thank god 534 stayed in as long as it did
Ladies like ???
So I got 532 & 533 here but I wanna talk about my dream last night... Well part of it... So I was taking a dump in what I was positive was the men's room when all of a sudden chicks starting walking in and I apparently knew them but when I awoke I didn't know who they where... Any way I was dumping and these girls were going into wash there hands but for some strange reason the sink was up really hi and u could see into the stall I was dumping in... Now u would think this would bother most girls but nope... They either just chatted normally with me or was turned on/ excited to see me dumping.. Now people say dreams some time foreshadow the future if this is true and the females start getting excited about da mayors trips... We are in serious business
Tuesday, July 6, 2010
Butt cheeks
Man it is a hot ass day today... The stalls in dtown are not much better as my buttcheeks are sticking to the toilet... Deftly going to have peel my self off the toilet after 529
The multiple posts continue
And on and on the D-Town train rolls, with another 3 dumps.. 2 last night and one this morning. So even though no work yesterday it was still a typical Monday fill of disgusting and devastating trips to every one's favorite town. 526, 527 & 528
Monday, July 5, 2010
Another 4
Been all around the State of NY dumping the past couple of days... In SP, in Woodlawn, in the Dale!! 522-525
Beer is awesome!
Beer is awesome!
Friday, July 2, 2010
Thursday, July 1, 2010
They call this d town for a reason
....because it is short for dump town.... Duh!!!! 517
FYI 85 trips in the month of June not bad but could be better
FYI 85 trips in the month of June not bad but could be better
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