Another Month

As May comes to end I look back on all of the instant classics that made up the month, lots of poop today, kinda hurting, another 2 428 & 429

Lots of Dump to chat about

4 dumps 424-427 over the past two days, just imagine a pile of 4 of Da Mayors crap... would be epic

A two pack of fun

422 and 423. Two dumps. Two toilets. One Mayor

Deftly a Lighter Man

After the past two dumps I deftly weigh less then I did when I went to bed last night, I can't believe that much shit can come out of a human being... 421

Lit it up

420... Get it I lit the bathroom up with my dump

The eye wink

I have noticed when I am really squeezing out a stubborn turd I wink my left eye and lift up my left butt cheek to really get full energy in my pushes... Everyone should take notice when u struggle to get some dookie out do u have any habits.. 419

Full house

Three dudes all dumping at the same time... Nothing more gross then this.. 418

Earlier on

This post is from earlier in the am... I made Meg look at the corn floating in the toilet water for number 417

Legal battle

I have entered in a class action suit against the city of Detroit so they cease and Desist all uses of the word dtown when referring to Detroit.. Dump Town wants full ownership of the nickname dtown and will stop at nothing to ensure this is the case... 416

Rhyme time

A ring a ding ding number 415. Piss in the toilet shit on the ceiling

Fuck it

414

Dizzumps

Dizzumps...its wat gangstas take when shitting in da hood... 413

Printer

Man number 412 looks real bad I am not sure I shouldve done this... It looks like I took a crap or a dump in the printer

Serious case of the Mondays

So I am officially changing the meaning of this lingo... Now when some one says they got a case of the Mondays that means they have been shitting alot today not they do not want to work after a relaxing weekend.. So guys now that I finished 411 I can say "man I got a case of the Mondays bad"

Back shitter

This dump is so gross I don't think I would want to shit on my worse enemies back with 410.. Well maybe I would shit on Jared from subway cuz he is a queer

Smells like

Yep number 409 smells like straight beer.. Is it possible to get drunk from beer poop??? I will let everyone know if it is

Family style

Another double post here, but this time I took a real family style dump at Carmine's last night while my extended family sat at the table.. 407 & 408

Double Down

Another two here, both explosions.. I am almost shot my self off the toilet on the
2nd one... 405 and 406

Lack of Focus

Sorry to everyone I totally lost focus on the D-Town blog yesterday, I dumped two more times yesterday and didn't let my loyal fans know... any way here is to umber 403 and 404.. I love you all!!!

Scoop

Pooper Scoop, thats all i got to say.... 402

Damayor12

Follow me on grooveshark and get ur self introduced to the world of gangsta rap... 401

Wow

Wow so here it is number 400, may 21 2010 and I have dumped 400 times this year, this is a great day day in dtown I want every body to help me celebrate by drinking numerous beers tonight then taking loud nasty beer dumps tomorrow

Pause

I had to pause the making of my breakfast mid way because 399 was coming, and this is weird because i usually dump after breakfast, but when you drink beer your ass does what ever it wants

I miss the days

I miss the days of snaking people with dumps.. Good ole 139 house.. Walk up the stairs turn the corner boom some on dumping and nine times out of ten that person had a huge grin on their face and who could blame them... 398

Gum on my leg

Not really sure why but I just put the gum I was chewing on my leg while I dump, maybe I thought this would be such a vicious dump that I might lose the gum if it stays in my mouth... Who knows any way the minty leg flavored gum Is delicious and number 397 is in the books

Pictures

It was brought to the da mayors attention yesterday that I can not add pictures to the blog... Think about it do u really want me to add pictures to a dump blog, what do u think 90% of the pictures would be of... 396

Slide Slide

Slide Slide Slippity Slide out comes number 395.. HOLLA!

Went for a pee....

Stayed for a dump, yeah I came in to the bathroom to pee but half way through the pee it hit me number 394 was coming and it wasn't waiting Luckily I just had to turn around and walk into the stall

Yep

Yep da mayor is great and straight up ballin but remember he is a sex symbol in 38 states ... 393

Soap

Yes Soap, it doesn't really get the attention it should, think about it, this is dump number 392, that means I have used Soap 392 times, that's a lot of soap, You know Da Mayor got clean hands

Tall Boys

Dear tall boys

Thank so you much for providing much comfort and taste to me however the next day u make my ass and stomach rumble all day.. I love how I can drink u and u stay warm but I am not a fan of the constant explosions the next day any way here is two tips thanks to u 390 & 391

Sincerely,
Da Mayor

Felt good

That dump was better than sex hands down.. 389

Butt cams

Thinking about installing some butt/anal cams in the toilets I use the most so I can stream some dumps over the web so u can literally see them come out of my ass... Thoughts??? 388

Dump brown

My color is back to normal back the shit brown that I heard home depot is turning into one of their paints.. They might put my face on the can.. 387

Off White

My dump looked a lil off white, not sure, why I don't eat anything white cuz most things white are nasty (minus mash potatoes and ice cream), stay tuned to see what color the next trip is, 386

Actually felt

So I actually felt the corn come out of my butthole during the liquid explosion that was 385, I still don't the purpose of corn it comes out as it goes in

Sam Adams

I just dropped off the legendary Samuel Adams off in his new home I hope he likes it.. 384

Busy Saturday

Three on a Saturday I like... Not use to this but d town is always open for business.... 383

Pasta

Pasta and sauce always make for an excellent trip to d town... Too bad no one is around to bask in the glory of number 382... Oh well I do it alone

This is for

I am dedicating number 381 to YOU... All my loyal readers, thank you

I make dumping sexy

Yeah it's true I take something that's considered to many as gross and I turned it into the sexiest thing this side of the Mississippi.. 380

Smithsonian

Yeah the museum just called up d town and asked if I could donate a sample dump to them. I don't think 379 is right but I will give them a legendary dump for sure

Need a blanket

It's a lil chilly here in the bathroom I don't know if I need a blanket or to just start pushing really hard so I build up a sweat... Either way here is 378

I pray to god you don't drop that shit

Well I dropped it... no its not yellow cake its number 377 of the year.

Drilling

Who the hell is drilling above the bathroom doesn't this fuck nut know I need concentrate while in d town... Geeez!!!!! 376

Cancelled meeting

Wow that's the best news d town has gotten all week, had a meeting then got the cancellation notice and it was at the perfect time to cuz I had seriously explode this restroom.. 375

Science

Yeah so my mornings have pretty much become science these days, same process over and over again.. Shower, Eat, Dump, Brush Teeth, put pants on.. Yep Da Mayor seems to be getting into a habit.. 374

Passing it on

I hope dumping is hereditary bc I really wanna pass the mayor seat off to some one one day and what better person to do that to then my own spawn.. 373

Slew of meetings

I got a bunch of meeting coming up so I better get this dump in now.. Oh and I totally never blogged my dump this morning so I got numbers 371 & 372 for all my loyal subjects

Hey Dbag

Yo janitor some totally violated the throne I usually sit on when I am at work why are you always around when I don't want u to be but when real shit goes down ur MIA... I really wish they would deport this fool.. 370

Toe tag

I want remind everyone out there of the power that is da mayor.. If any one ever challenges Da Mayor I will John Doe toe tag your sorry ass and that's a promise... 369

D-Town time

Yeah so I was sitting at my desk not even realizing where I was a d say out loud "D-town time" the person next to me goes what did u say.. I quickly run away to the bathroom and drop off number 368

Lucky I was Home

This would've deftly left bodies laid out all over the entire office, it was loud devastating and gosh darn just plain old smelly... 367

Can't stop won't stop

Da mayor goes hard that's fo sure and here is the hardest thing of all I have crapper 366 times this year

Awesome weekend = dump filled Monday

So I'm back and my ass keeps exploding this time it's for the 365th time of the year

Two before 8

Yeah two disgusting dumps that left debris for sure and both before 8 am. 363 and 364, it could be one of those days.

Red Butt

Blood and Poop.. enough said 362

Scale of 1 to ten

Got two dumps here 360 and 361, during 360 Sean asked me on a scale of one to ten how much does this dump hurt i said it was a modest 6.

Pre post and double post

Pooped in the bleacher bar before the game and then totally destroyed the pizzeria UNO after the game and now I'm laying down a fresh one back in the Boston mansion... 357, 358 & 359

Masshole

My ass is now an masshole shitting in coates Boston shit hole yes with the door open... Hey mikey I can see u!!! 356

Get Ready Bean Town

Get ready Boston, Da MaYor is coming through and he is bringing the heavy artillery. I hope you can handle me Mass... 355

Just missed

Two guys walked into the bathroom right I laid out a devastating long drop of the hammer if they walked in during the onslaught I doubt they would still be working here right now.. 354

Laying on stomach

As I take number 353 an odd thought popped into my head what would it look like if some was lying nude on their stomach and the just shit... Depending on what type of shit it was it could be awesome, weird and or nasty... Think about it

Fart and Run

We all have done it before... Me i was standing in my bedroom, i farted then ran to the bathroom, cuz hear came the dump.. Yeah we all have done this but i guarantee no one has Farted than ran to the bathroom to drop off number 352!!

I might as well...

Just eat dinner on the toilet cuz as soon as I finished dinner i was on the toilet yelling at meg and dropping 351, i guess one short of Da Mayor's 3 S's

Meeting rumbles

I hate being in a meeting and then all of a sudden it's time to dump... Ur stomach makes noises and every body knows that this guy needs to take a crap and then after the meeting I am not at my desk... Not like I care if they know I am da mayor.. 350

Next level

It's now may and I thinks it's past the time where I gotta stop thinking and start doing.. I need to expand this blog to more people I need to get more exposure.. I want to be an Internet sensation... 349

I remember when...

I remember when i was young and i really did think my shit didn't stink, literally! I could take a dump and no one would even know cuz it smelled great in the restroom, now if i take a dizzump it smells for days and everyone knows Da Mayor was here! 348

Ripped off

I ripped of the tag to my boxers and left here in the stall as way to mark my territory now people will think twice before just walking into one of my offices and defecating.. 347

Still Floating Around

I love when i take such an explosive dump that one flush won't do it.. After the first flush their is still some excess dump laying around in the toilet.. 346

345

Man what a stinkfest it was in the bathroom, it could've killed a normal human being but I am Da Mayor

Huge dump

Seriously i think this dump was the biggest one i ever took in my life and I have taken a lot of craps, you should've seen the size of the log! 344

Go Habs Go

343... fuck the penguins

another 2

Quick post again for number 341 and 342..city dumps... yes in a burger king

Quick post

The girls fam is down this weekend so I gotta be quick with my dumps and posts so here is 339 and 340.. Closed out April a lil weak sorry ya ll