I can't stop cumming it feels so good

Well actually not really I actually can't stop dumping and it doesn't feel good at all.. 258

Frog the cat

257 was like frog the cat lovable at first but when u think about it it's kinda nasty

Getting the lil extra

SO I was really squeezing tough to make sure I get all of number 256 out. I know my readers expect nothing but a 110% effort from their mayor and dammit that's what I give

Another d town milestone

255 brings yet another dumptown milestone to life.. This marks the first month where I have 90 trips for the month.. March is the biggest month so far... Here's to even bigger things in April

I am the Best

Trust me when i say i am the best in the world at what I do (dumping) seriously i am the best and everyone who thinks they are close to me, nope you fools are stuck in the middle like L-M-N-O... 254

Solitaire break

So I just didn't feel like getting up and goin back to work after number 253 so I stayed on the toilet and played a couple games of solitaire until I won

Ahhhhh

It's nice to not have a firey butthole any more. 252 was a easy dump that really put a smile on my face and I hope this post puts a smile on all my readers faces as well

Struggling to pee

One interesting thing about taking so many dumps at work is that a lot of people come in to pee and it's funny to me when they have trouble peeing I don't know if they heard me in the stall and got nervous or they just have real trouble urinating either way I find it hilarious and I don't even know who these struggling urinators are cuz I can't see them... 251

Most awful noises ever

250 had some of the worse noises ever to come out of a human being... Y couldn't this happen yesterday when I was just sitting on the couch... My Mondays are always so brutal

Danger

There should be a danger sign that people can put on the bathroom doors for dumps like 249

The Real Aftermath

It usually takes about a day for these long nights of drinking to catch up to my butthole, and it is starting this morning, with 2 brutal dumps that are WrestleMania size! 247 and 248

4 post

Got four to post about here 243,244,245 and 246 and i only got one word to say MCSORELY'S

Flapping

I was so nude when i took number 242 that my sexy ass body was flapping in the wind, yeah I am a sexy dumping machine

Not all there today

So I am deftly not focusing my full attention today to the blog and I am sorry I got two trips to post here 240 and 241 Expect big things after this weekend... Monday is gonna be rough I have a feeling

Spaced

Totally missed a post yesterday when I took a trip to the 1st floor bathroom cuz ours was flooded... I am glad the first floor got to experience da mayor for number 239

Comack style dump

Yes 238 was a real real sloppy trip... There was shit all over the inside of the toilet... It looks like comacks sloppy face.. I hope that d bag janitor has fun cleaning this toilet

Gold

Man number 237 was pure gold.... Yes i am that fuckin nice I shit GOLD.. Da Mayor is coming to a hood near U!!!

Does your mother sew?

BOOM! get her to sew that!!! 236

Turd Nuggets

Just took a peak in the toilet and saw a lot of turd nuggets floating around for number 235..

Convenient

It is convenient to me that I am considered by just about everyone to be the shit and well I have this blog. 234

Thyroid

As I sit and take number 233 of the year I read that Jose Reyes is cleared for baseball activities... While this is good is he really just cleared to get injured again?

Legacy

As I take number 232 I wonder what will happen when the year is over after I take my last trip of the year, presumably on Dec. 31, what kind of legacy will the mayor leave behind after a year of chronicling his most awesome trips to D-Town

Tingly

You ever get that tingly feeling in your face when ur taking a dump that really needs a good push, man I love that feeling to me it signifies a job well done... So mayor job well done for 231

Stuck

It sure does suck when you get the toilet paper stuck in ur butthole when trying to wipe, It has happened to all of us for sure, but it still isn't fun yanking it outta there like I just did for 230.

Loud

It sure is loud in the bathroom for number 229 I am letting the bombs fly and I Am not the only one

This feels right

Back on the toilet for 228 I got that usual Monday feeling in my stomach like I can't stop shitting... Da mayor is back!!!

Seriously fuck this guy

Ok really every fucking time I am in d town this dam weird creepy janitor guy comes in the bathroom... I know I complained about this before but this dude has to have like mayor radar on him and he makes such a ruckus while he is in here and always shakes the stall door.. I'm like dude back the fuck off I am trying to take my 227th trip here

Back To Basics

Just got back to the norm this morning, I don't get why the weekends are so quiet with Trips and the weekdays are loaded with them, but oh well here is 226

Tearing them up

As people all over the country are tearing up thier brackets cuz a lot of shocking loses in the tourny, I am mad and flipping out because it has been 48 hours since my last dumo, I can't let this happen again, as I bring you 225.

Prawn

In SP for the night and enjoyed some shrimp the proceeded to dump them right back into the water for number 224

Dumpology

There has been a lot of banter talk about made up colleges and courses so I was thinking during 223 that I should start my own science called Dumpology then pretty soon I will have my own school D-Town University... It's gonna be HUGE!!

Three twos

222 is a burner.. Could be a long day

Fists clenched

Deftly had to clench my fist tight as I needed everything I had in me to push out number 221... Glad it's cool in this bathroom or I would've walked outta here sweating

220

Another morning another dump to brighten up my day, morning dumps usually just come out of no where and I usually need to run to the bathroom.

Shooting

Shooting turd nuggets at rapid fire for number 219... Stay away if u want to live

March madness

March has deftly been march madness with all the trips to d town I have been taking... Let the games begin and here is to number 218

I'm not the only one

Bathrooms all across America is getting their fair share of work today with every one dumping their st Patty's day left overs into the yellow toilet water.. I may not be the only one dumping a lot today but am the only one who has gone 217 times in 2010????

Double trouble

Got numbers 215 and 216 to blog about here... Pretty sure the toilet paper was green after

Pre Drink Dump

Was nice to get a pre st. patty day drinking dump out for number 214, now on with the drinking

Who knocks

So was minding my own business during 213 and all of a sudden some one starts knocking on a public bathroom door..seriously open the damn door

Two birds

What's better then taking ur 212th trip of the year and calling a friend gay on facebook at the same time.. Deftly killing two birds with one stone.. Or maybe it's killing 200 birds by heaving one boulder???

Suck it trebeck

211 in the books and let me tell u it was a doozy.. Hard pushes and big splashes not to mention the awesome smell that is the mayor's trips

St. Patty's Day

Number 210 was as stubborn as a drunken irishmen. That is all

Tucked in

So the dress for today is business casual so I gotta tuck my damn shirt in.. Don't these fools know that is a major inconvenience to the Mayor.. Geeezzzz!!!! 209

Nice log

Just peaked at the log I laid out for number 208 it is quite impressive I must say

Cornbeef and dumps

Yeah so wasn't expecting to be back so soon for my 207th but we had a st. Pattys day lunch here and yes the corn beef and especially the cabbage went right through me

Similar to a Monday banter

Taking my 206th trip of the year I can't help but to think Monday trips are similar to wat our dear friend brian mentioned in the ole banter.. And Monday morning are heavy with action and then it slows down in the afternoon.. Very similiar indeed...I don't get why Mondays are so heavy and the weekends are so light but that's the way my body seems to work

Evacuation process

As a add to my already itchy assholle with my 205th trip of the year I can't help to think there should be a posted notice on the bathroom wall explaining the evacuation process when the mayor is laying down one of his infamous dumps... It would say something like " please exit in an orderly manor do not panic and please try to stay calm. You may return to the said restroom in ten to fifteen minutes after the mayor vacates his office

204 Holla!

Just laid down a fresh trip for all my readers, feel good on this monday, actually not hung over for a change!

Mr. Sam Adams

Thank you Sam for being a major factor to this morning's 203rd trip of the year, I thought of you as i squeezed out another instant classic

Oh My God!

Direct quote from Meg as I exploded number 202 of the year, it was awesomely gross

Last Night Ricotta Attack

Ricotta Cheese usally goes right through me and it did last night, with my 201st trip of the year.. it was liquid satisfaction at its greatest

Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton

2 trips to post about here... 199 was quick cuz be a busy working man today. However now it is a celebration BITCHES!!! number 200 in the books... Mark down on your calendar folks March 12th 2010 = 200 dumps for the year!

Cough Attack

Had a coughing attack during 198 it was a little wierd trying to poop and cough at the same time, I almost fell off the toilet

Kept my self composed

Was holding number 197 in for over a hour while in a meeting... Feels good to get it out

The day after

Last night had lots of beers and free food needless to say number 196 is brutal but I doubt it was as bad as that barrirto dump that was discussed yesterday on the ole email banter

Why!??

Why when I want to take a quick dump its a long one where I gotta push like 195 and when I have all the time in the world it's a quickie

City dump

194 is in the city office.... Can't spend alot of time here cuz there is only three people here and the office is small and it's obvious what I am doing... Don't wanna get those looks like I know wat u just did

Where were u?

So when some one is looking for u and they can't find u cuz ur in dtown... What do u say..."sorry I was just reppin d town for the 193rd time this year" well if it a chick I don't think so... If it's a chill dude try it out see wat kinda reaction u get

Echoing

I gotta say the echoing of my farts that grace this bathroom are quite delightful... I mean when people here them they know a vicious dump is coming next and guess what 192 just did

Sex Symbol

Even when i am taking my 191st trip of the year i am still considered a Sex Symbol in 38 of the 50 states... don't ask about the 12 states i am not in, I am not well liked in the Mid West.

Bullet

190 was like a bullet coming out of a gun... It was fast loud and hard and if some one got hit by it they prolly would die

The bigger stall

I figured for 189 I would hit up the bigger stall on the end of the row of stalls.. It just felt right

Love

Who doesn't love the smell of thier own dumps.. I could wear da mayor dump cologne that's how much I love the smell of 188

Vodka

Y did I drink vodka last night... I almost passed out during my latest trip.. 187

3 for 1 !

Posting three trips right now, its been a crazy freaking weekend and here is the post for 184, 185 and 186 now its time to chill.

A day late

Tool a dump last night but couldn't update so here is to hard 183

Stony point

182 is a special one... My first dump at my parents house in 2010.. Crazy I haven't been home since Xmas

Cajun style

My 181st Trip of the year has a lil spice to it as I had a Cajun chicken wedge today for lunch

Kinda Funny

As i was taking my 180th trip of the year, i had the TV on in the other room and it was on Mike and Mike and they said the phrase "big splash" numerous times, funny cuz that what was going on in the bathroom at the exact same time.

Ring Tone

Some one (me) should make a new ring tone, and have it be the sound of a dump hitting the water, the plop and the splash it would be called, these are the awesome things Da Mayor thinks of when he is in his office... 179!

The New Three S's

For my 178th i decided to unveil a new and different Three S's.. For this i of course shit.. it was glorious, i showered, but this time the last S was Scold.. Yes i scolded my woman. Try it out, if you don't have a woman you can scold a child.

Xplosionville

Serious case of the explosions here for 177... People keep coming in to... I kinda feel bad for them but I ain't holdin back

Always nice

It's always nice to get texts from people about their dumps and this blog while i am actually taking a trip my self.. 176

The peak

For my 175th I wanna talk about the peak... We all do it we look between our legs into the dirty toilet water and admire our "work of art" I know I do it quite often and I usually nod my head in approval... Just like I did for my 175

River of Dreams

Channeling my inner Billy Joel here (no not drinking and driving) "In the middle of the night" i go walking to take my 174 dizzump

Denver or whore island

Is 173 going to Denver or whore island.... Neither its DUMPTOWn!!!!

If you had one

If you could choose one place in the world instead of ur work toilet where would u drop ur 172nd trip of the year?


Answer: Sidney Crosby's face

Cool as the other side of the pillow

as I push out a smooth number 171 I think to my self man i am a cool smooth son of a gun... That's right your mayor is as cool as the other side of the pillow

Sweating

I was litterally sweating, as i sit and take my 170th trip of the year. As the steam heat pumps through the bathroom i can actualyl see the steam, i sweat as i moderatley push out another instant classic

A reasonable request

as I sit and update everyone on my 169th trip I think I should be granted my own personal bathroom here at work. I mean I am da mayor and also I feel it would benefit every male in this company since they won't have to deal with my smells and my Explosions.. Reasonable right?

March could be brutal

Predicting a brutal and devastating month for the mayors body.. as I fight through 168 I think of all that is happening this month.. Not good

One six seven

Hard dump for 167... The kind of dump that splashes water up onto ur ass

Kickin off March

Another month in the books and now i start march with number 166. I was standing in my bedroom watching the TV, then all of a sudden a fart that told me this is more then just a fart, so i ran into the bathroom and did my thang!