Another 2 pack

Another 2 trips to blog about here, both were in the high stink factor.. 164 and 165

Oh no

It was 11 55 and I had to dump and buy red sox tickets at the same time, obv. dumping came first for 162 and after i hit up 163, egg for bfast - are coming back out

Saturday morning cartoons?

NO WAY!!! its saturday morning trips to dumptown!!! after shaking the bed with massive farts all morning i hit up the toilet for number 161

Back on my Game

After a lackluster day yesterday, I am back at it with my 3rd of the day and my 160th of the yeah, here is to closing out the month STRONG!!!

Sad but true

Yes it is true to all my readers I did not I repeat did not go to d town yesterday... Not sure if that is the first time all year I don't feel like doing the research.. Any who got two for u here number 158 and 159

Mayor or King

As I partake in a nasty 157.. I think of a question that was recently brought up to me and that was why not be the king of dump town.. One reason cuz I am already the king of awesome and two dump town is not a monarchy.. But it is borderline a dictatorship

The rumbles

I think I might be the new oatmeal i switched to in the morning that has more fiber thats making my stomach act this way... Not good stuff going on inside me right now I as explode for 156

Soft poops

A soft poop that left my ass hurting?? Wierd stuff going on for number 155

Really?

It's barely 9am here at the office and some one already got to the stall before me the last thing I expected when I sat down for number 154 was there to be a warm seat.. If it the person who I think it is who was just here then I am grossed out and shouldve picked the far stall

Poop Bubbles

Had some poop bubbles rumbling around my tummy, hurt coming out for number 153 and hurt the entire way home from work, just the prices i pay in order to be your Mayor!

Vetran move

Vetran move by the old mayor... Had to meet with some braud but I pushed that shit back in order to well shit for the 152nd time of the year

None til after lunch???

151 is very odd... If u been a reader u know I do a lot of dumping in the AM to go for the first time for the day after I have already eaten lunch is just ludacris

One Fitty

150 for the year, they keep coming and I hope everyone is enjoying this ride.

Need to stop Sunday drinking

More brutal explosions coming out for 149.. I wouldn't call this a glourious lifestyle but some ones gotta do it

Manic Monday

Man another Monday another painful day.. StYed tuned I highly doubt 148 will be my last post of the day

Do you believe in Miracles

It is almost a miracle that I go to the bathroom this much, 147 and its only Febuary

Early Morning Style

Up early to take my 146th trip of the year. Doesn't matter what time or what day it is da Mayor always runs shit.

Miss ya

Random note here for my 145... i miss Jagr, wish he was still with the Blueshirts.. come back JAGR!

Raced Home

Was out for a nice neighborhood stroll when number 144 snuck upon me, so i had to hurry home and let the magic happen

Slaughter

143... i slaughtered this one, seriously I am the best in the world at what i DO!!!

DA MaYoR

Livin Large for 142

Man was i pimpin just now as i took my 142nd. I just took a trip to dtwon with over 800 dollars on me, dats how da mayor be livin.... LARGE!

The Matt Lopiccolo

I contimpaled doing the Matt Lopiccolo for number 141, but i decided it was just wrong, and i did it the normal way.

PS - for all my readers that might not know what the Matt Lopiccolo is, it is when you take a dump and deside instead of wiping you hop in the shower and let the water clean out your butthole.

Post lunch

Nothing better then a post lunch trip to dtown.. 140

No need for a push

Didn't need any extra pushing for 139 just sat down and it shot right out like a cannon.. Gotta love easy going trips like this one

America!

Was proud while i was taking my 138th of the year after the American's won 6 medals last night... 3 being gold.

Some casual skimming

This wifi stuff is really awesome when you can skim an article (I didn't read it fully cuz reading is for suckers) while u take a nasty trip to dtown.. 137

Almost impossible

I think it's almost impossible to not piss while taking a dump... Even sometimes I won't piss then get up and turn right around cuz I gotta piss.. To all my readers try to see when u don't pee even just a lil while u take trips to dtown... 136

Wet Toilet

So the toilet was pretty wet after my 135th trip of the year... b/c i was mid shower and then all of a sudden... that feeling came upon me, didn't really get a chance to dry my self off fully, needless to say it was another explosion

Now that's a real full trip

So i deftly had my 134th just now. Let me tell you it started with an explosion, followed by a log followed by some turds. I looked into the toilet and saw debris all over the bowl walls, it was grossly awesome

Not sure about this

I am gonna be fair and count this toward 133 since I didn't get it all out... So this is 133 1/2

Going right through

Seems like my lunch always seems to go in my mouth then right out of my asshole moments later... This is simliar to Monahan who has dicks go in his mouth and out of his asshole all the time... 133

132

I shit on folks the opposite of R. Kelly

Taco Night

Had Tacos for dinner last night, use your imagination and I bet you can figure out how number 131 was this morning.

Listen up!

I yelled to Meg from the toilet before it came out and said u better mute the tv and listen up... And BOOM an explosion from my asshole... Meg heard it and was disgusted... 130

129.. Damn it's fine

Actually it isn't fine got some serious shits today... Dumps that would make a normal man cry.. But this is my life I pay the price to be the best and to give all my readers what they want

10 beers = red poops

Man y did I need to have ten beers last night... Feeling the aftermath here on 128

Presidential

And when i say Presidential i mean it was freaking huge... a massive morning trip for number 127 on this President's Day

The Real 126

This time I really am posting about my 126th poop of the year. You know whats weird is when you dump, then wipe and their is barely any residue on the TP.

125 Actually

For some reason i can't edit the last post.. but it should be 125 not 126

Sneak Poop

Snuck a poop out while no one was paying attention while at Meg's Parent's house in upstate NY. Number 126 done... stay ed tuned!

YUMMMM

Just dumped at a red robin then I enjoyed a delicious burger... Holla for124

Beautiful golden fur

123 feels like I just pooped a palamino... I called my dear friend Beverly after of course

Upstate style

So I am in upstate new York today and let me tell you I dump the same here and down state... I go hard just like I did for 122

USA! USA! USA!

121... Maybe one day dumping will be an Olympic sport.. For now I guess I'll be watching hockey, snowboarding and curling.. USA all the way!!!!!!

Blowin it up for 120

Explosions galore as I am rocking the rest rooms for 120.. I was slow this week but ending it very strong

Fart first dump second

I love that I always let out a brutal fart right before I partake in my trips to d town.. Especially when some one else in the restroom and they have deal with it... Makes me smile.. 119 in the books

Buck Naked

I love taking dumps totally naked.. it just feels so much more natural... sitting there letting the poo flow out as my sex symbol of a body flows freely... Number 118

Fantastic

I am fantastic at what I do... Don't any one forget, I have taking something like dumping - a normally disgusting thing and turned it into an Internet Sensation. 116 and 117 for ya'll

Forgot to flush

Just a normal dump for number 115 but went back an hour later to pee and found it still chillin in the toilet it was pretty awesome looking

Something not right today

I dont know wat it is today but it feels like I am living in this stall today. I will poop and then five minutes later I feel like I gotta take another massive dump. I know some of u that know me r prolly thinking hey king it's cuz u never stay long enough to get it all out however this is not the case today these r full fledged monster trips I'm talking about here.. So I am live for two posts here 113 and 114

Bathroom chatters

Not a big fan of these people... Just wanna come in do my business and occasionally give all of you a live posting like this 112th dump of the year is. Honestly I don't wanna talk to u while my unit is in my hand

You Can't See ME!!!!

When it comes to D-Town no one can see me.. 111 in the books

The Fire Continues

The Asses Of Fire continues with 110.. Red and Brown do not go well together

Its the Wiping

It's the wiping that really kills me on days like today, I am thinking about starting a petition here at the office to get softer toilet paper.. Wonder if it will catch on??? 109

Gonna be one of those days

Toilets all over America are getting a lot of uses today. 108 was brutal and by the way Today should be a national Holiday where no one has to work..

Wings and Beer

Do i even need to say any more about 107? I think not

Super post

Fitting that I would post three here on the super bowl... Who dat? 106 now

Just Another Day at the Office

103.. Another day, another trip to d-town..

Live for 102

Think I finally figured out how to type in the Subject box while on my iPod touch.. This is a huge day for the dtown blog.. 102 will go down in history

Dumpin' 101

I really could be a Professor of dumping.. However i Don't think i would waste my time teaching Dumpin 101 - Intro to Dumpin' I would be teaching Dumpin 400 - Advanced Dumpin and Dumpin 465 - Dumpin In the 21st Century.

Cue the Ceremonial music

I was humming Ric Flair's theme song to my self as I took my 100th trip of the year to D-Town.. This is a huge day for me, people might think it is only February 5th and you have taken 100 dumps already this year... I say you haven't seen anything yet... Expect much more exciting posts.. Twist and turns, maybe even a Celebrity or two.

Nine Nine

Short and Hard... that's what she said... ha ha 99

That's The Kind I want

My 98th trip of the year is exactly the type of dump i want if I ever do get the privilege to shit on some one's back. It was the explosion type dump. I don't want a log just to land on part of the back, that is too easy to wipe off, i want to explode my shit all over there back so it is a night mare to get off. Man it would be great to shit on someones back.

Your Best Thinking

I dare some one to tell me a better place where they do their best thinking. D-Town is where i have my best ideas... hell its prolly where I thought of keeping track of my trips. I had a great idea that I wish not to share at this time for my 97th trip

Warm Seats

Everyone has had this happen to them, you go in for a trip to d-town and you get ready, undo your pants, turn around and sit and the seat is warm... You know instantly that some one has just left the toilet. You think oh man what if it was that gross dude in Accounting who always eats fast food, the smell of the last person is still lingering around and you wonder what did I do to deserve this, can't I get my own private work bathroom, I am the mayor for Christ sake(well i am the only one who thinks about being the mayor cuz i am the only mayor of Dump-Town) Anyways you all know it and hate... the warm seat was my number 96th trip of the year.

Back-up

A lil backup coming with me in the ass region. I was doing a lot of pushing and grunting and struggling, but after my foot fell asleep and my ass was hurting i got all of number 95 out... sorry to all my reader who were hoping for a bowling alley post but I just didn't have to take the trip.

New Jersey

"I just took a massive New Jersey".. It was delightful

94 is brought to you by How I met Your mother.

If you are a reader and you live in Jersey and offended.. Stop reading my blog then you dirty jers.

Couldn't help but Laugh

I couldn't hold back my laughter as i was in taking my 93rd of the year. The guy next to me(damn that middle staller) was making explosions out of his ass so horrifying there is a good possibility he went to Taco Bell, White Castle or both for lunch today. After the second explosion I let out a little laugh that i know he heard.

Monster

I just annihilated the bathroom, it was much needed. I got the monster dump out that has been brewing inside for a couple days. 92 was a powerful bomb

He Was a Fighter

Number 91 was a fighter, he just didn't want to come out. I was grabbing onto to the Rails in the stalls, lifting my legs up in the air and pushing with all my might. Finally after some interesting tactics I was able to plop out number 91.

For 90 I thougt a live action post would be appropiate

Always seem to stay longer when i have the option to surf the web and sit on a toilet

Monday Trips

Monday trips are always the worst of the week, they are usually in result of food and beer from the weekend.. Most of the time they are explosions from my ass (like 89 just was), they smell awful, and they hurt. Still nothing like freaking some one out when they walk into the bathroom and they hear the sounds echoing throughout the men's room.

Deuce Deuce

2 spot again here (87 and 88), i say Deuce deuce because one of them has a very good chance in being direct result from the 22 ounce i Enjoyed last night while I watched the ROYAL RUMBLE!!!!!