Disappointed

A lil disappointed on how i ended this month, finished off weak with only one yesterday dn now only my second toady... Oh well here is number 86th.. Just short of the 90 i need per month to ensure 1,000 for the year.

Salute to me

I just passed my 85th of the year after numerous bed farts that shook the bed. However as i go for the 85th time i wanna take a shout out to my self since i was born in '85... CUZ I'M DAN AND I'M...... AWESOME!!!!

Smooth Release

Number 84 was a nice smooth release from the anus.. IT came out smooth and didn't hurt a bit... man i wish all my trips were like that... Smooth and easy

Spokes

I really dont have much to say about my 83rd... I do want to mention that has nothing to do about d town... I was driving home and i saw a Honda Civic with spokes on the car... A freaking Civic with spokes... ha ha wat a loser.

Another as it happens... 82... Surfing the web and dtown just go together

81

"Just Took A Mean Dump"

Still one of my favorite things to say, what does it even mean?

Like ClockWork

* a lil late on this one

It is like clockwork, it seems like i am always taking a trip to d town right around 8 AM.. Number 80 proves this point!

Janitor Guy

It seems like every time i am taking a trip at work the dumb Janitor comes in banging on the stalls, trying to get into my even though i make noise with the toilet paper so he knows some one is in their and just making a damn ruckus. Its like this d0bag knows when i go, its about every other day, if he was as cool as the Janitor in Scrubs i wouldn't mind it... but he is not.

79

Two For Ones

That title makes me want to go to Chili's for two for ones... As a matter of fact my 77 and 78th were like i just ate from Chili's, and i didn't... weird

Running Late

I was running late to get out of my apartment, i was putting my shoes on then all of a sudden i was like uh oh!!! i was like where the hell did this come from, so i didn't even tie my shoes i ran into the bathroom and out came sneaky lil 76...

Also just as an FYI - tying your shoes while dumping is fun

3/4 Of a Century

75.. Almost to a hundred, i thought i was going to reach 100 in this month, looks like its not going to happen... but never count Da Mayor out

Aint Nuttin But a G Thang

1..2...3 and to the 4, Number 74 almost fell to the floor. So i am ready to post this Entrant, so back on up.. Cuz you know i like to rip Trips up!!!

Sanction Me

If you don't like this blog You know what you should do? You should sanction me. Sanction me with your army. Oh!! Wait a minute! You don't have an army! I guess that means you need to shut the fuck up

7 to the 3

All in Balls Out

If you think about it that statement really does describe going to D-Town... or maybe it should be be.. All out Balls in??

72

Horrifying

The sounds the emulated from my 70 and 71st were horrifying. Still feeling the aftermath of a fantastic weekend in the great neighbor to the north. The sounds i discuss here remind of the sounds from that rest area in upstate NY, that moment will always be etched into my brain, it was by far the most horrifying moment of my life, OH the memories!

They Keep on Coming

69!!! ha ha that is all...

Red Toilet Paper

68 and my ass is full of blood, montreal was da shit though, no pun intended

Keep the Disgustingness coming

67 now, and the are starting to really hurt... but it was deftly worth it

PowerBombed

4 more trips to dtown now at 66... and they were all disgusting smelly and Strong... the aftermath of an awesome trip to Montreal

Dtown Montreal

61MONTREAl... USA THATS HOW WE DUMP 61 and 62

60... Dtown with the door open in Montreal

Ontario Style

59 is here and this is now 2 out of three toilets in the Gariepy household that i went to town in! Expect more as the beer flows more easily over the next two days.

FINALLY!

After months of waiting it has finally happened, i have taken a dump in another country!!! I am in Canada and i have taken my 58th trip of the year took a while but i squeezed it out!!!!

57... On my way to Canada couldn't make it

dumptown is now a wendyS and I didn't even eat any yet

I lied

Well i just had my 56th and i am still in NY, maybe this will be my last on US soil until Sunday?

May or May Not

As i take my 55th trip of the year i think this may or may not be my last dump on US soil for a couple of days, as i head north to CANADA.

And i know some people might think, hey Dan you are leaving your throne in Dump Town, and to this i laugh. See Dump Town is not just here in NY, but it is everywhere, it is every toilet on the great planet that we call Earth. And for those who are not fortunate to be able to dump in toilets well then Dump Town is a Birds Nest, a Paper Bag, A pile of Dump, a hole in the ground, a tombstone, a back, etc. etc. See Dump Town is where ever you make however there can only be one Mayor and that is I... That IS I!

Five Four

It has smelled like death all day in the bathroom here at work.... and no its not because some one challenged my rule of D-Town and i had to off em... but that would be the case if they did

Nothing Worse

Nothing worse then when you gotta listen to three dudes go to dump town while you try to pee.
That's what this one guy had to do as the stalls were full here. I came out with the best trip of course and it was my 53rd of the year. Actually i don't think the guy even peed he heard the sounds from the stalls and ran outta there as fast as he could.

Slap

Don't know why but in the middle of my 52nd trip to d-town i thought it would be cool to slap my thigh, so i was slapping my thigh making the sound of a hand slapping skin and of course some one walked into the bathroom, hope they didn't think anything weird was going on, just da mayor slapping his thigh.

I'm Hardcore Yo!

If any one was to ever challenge me to my throne in D-Town, i swear to god i would sew their asshole close and keep feeding them and feeding them and feeding them!


51 Son!

Liquid Satisfaction

Do i need to say any more about my 50th? I think not..

T.P.

I hate when my trips use up the last of the Toilet Paper like my 49th did, that means i got to change it, to me it seems like its a womens job to do... i'm just sayin'

I hope the Toliets in Montreal can Handle me...

If my dumps in montreal are any bit like my 48th, then the maritime hotel is in trouble.

Gross

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Xplosion

There was an explosion in the bathroom earlier, yes it was my nasty 46th trip of the year... stay tuned just finished lunch got that feeling...

I Have a Dream

As most people i know are off today i am stuck at work. AS the country celebrates MLK Day, i say


I HAVE A DREAM! A dream that one day i will reach 1,000 trips to d-town for the year, i currently am at 45.

2 spot

it has been a while since i been near a computer... dumped 2 times... proud to say my 44th dump was in a very Irish bar... my 45th was straight up nasty!!!.. all liquid!!!

On the 7th Day

On the 7th day GOD created Dump Town, and he said one day there will be a leader of this place, a man who is such a fantastic dumper that people will follow his every movement, LET THERE BE LIGHT, LET THERE BE DUMPTOWN, LET THERE BE Dan DA MAYOR


43!

CHINA!

The 42nd dump has an international feel to it, don't really eat Chinese food often but did last night and 42 is a direct result of it.

Busy Busy

It was busy in D-town as i took my 41 st trip. Lots of people in and out of the bathroom, 4 people in and out of stalls... Just want everyone to know that i am still da MAYOR of this town!

Fun Fact

As i hit my 40Th dump of the year i feel i should share a fun fact with all my loyal readers


I have taken 40 dumps yes but only on 4 different toilets!!!!

My Apartment Toilet

2 Toilets at work

And one dump on meg's Aunt's upstairs toilet

Crazy right!!!!!!

Pants Location

39 had me thinking, Where do most people keep their pants while taking the trip to d town, I noticed when i am home i throw em down to my ankles, but when at work i keep them up near knees. However today i was wearing my snug pants so i no other choice but to throw em to the ankles to make for some necessary breathing room.

Where do all y'all keep your pants

Shout out to the K-MAN

My back was hurting a lil bit while i was partaking in number 38, then i thought of the k-man and when we were in freshman year he actually hurt his back taking a massive dump.

Mario Number 1

I am on Bowers' castle on the 8th level of the NEW Super Mario Bros Wii and then all of a sudden boooommmmmm number 37 hits.

Three Six MAFIA!

36th trip of the year. Starting to wonder how much I am going to get in the month?

Right Through Me

Not even two minutes after i took my last bite of my dinner (piergogis and stuffing) my 35th dizzump of the year was shot out of me, and yes it was gross

Thank's a lot moron.

Got to listen to a running faucet while i was taking my 34th trip of the year. Too bad the idiot who left the faucet running didn't realise it doesn't help when you are going number 2.

Salute to my DAD!

33rd dump of the year. My dad worked at Ladder 33 of the FDNY for 25+ years. Here is a salute to him, if it wasn't for you there would be no D- town blog.


Was a little late on this one, number 34 has already happened and the post will directly follow this.

Back To Normal... FOR NOW

32 felt more normal today, god yesterday was awful.. To all my fans out there sorry if i don't post alot today i just cant handle another day like yesterday, 32 came out much smoother and it didnt hurt to wipe

Double Edge Sword

Well i did it it took, 4 years but i matched my record of 7 dumps in one day. Now 31 makes me happy to match the record but man my ass is on fire and i dont think i can wipe again, starting to get bloody.

1 shy

I am at 6 for the day, 30 for the year. 6 is one shy of my record of 7 for one day.. Stay tuned folks i might make it seven today.

PUSH

Had to push number 29 out, it was rough, if i was at home i prolly would've taken my shirt off like George Costanza.

The Fake Out

Back With number 28.. i know so soon! My stomach/ass is not in a good state today.

However i would like to talk about what happens when you walk into the work bathroom and some one is there, i like to go to the urinal and either pee or pretend to then when they person leaves, do a 180 and hop into the stall. Works 60 percent of the time.. all the time.

Ass of Fire

Not a good feeling right now, Stomach is acting up and i just finished my third trip today (27th overall) and its not even noon. My ass is on fire for sure and i dont think i am done for the day... DAMN YOU Rolling Rock

Reverse?

I had a interesting thought pop in my head while i was in the middle of 26. We all know what a blumpkin is... but say a girl is going to d-town and at the same time goes to town on a dong... is that a reverse blumpkin? I think so!

Three S's

Shit Shower Shave.. Nothing better for 25 then the three S's

A little Late

I am a little late on number 24, as i had some company here today to watch some football. No one even knew i went to poo. Man sometimes i love being a quick dumper.

It Stinks

Meg came into the bathroom during number 23, her comment was it stinks in here, i told her to shut it.

Football Sunday

22.... A Pre Football trip... NOW PLAYOFF football

The Green Can

Thank you Rolling Rock for being the main factor for number 21... Expect more Rolling Rock dumps as i purchased a Rolling Rock 30 pack last night.

DK

Milestone.. First as it happens post... 20

My ipod touch wouldnt let me write in the body just the Title... but none the less it was a milestone event indeed.

Cleveland

People be thinking i am from cleveland the way i keep dropping these Browns off at the super bowl.

19!

Smooth

To Describe number 18.. I gotta use the word smooth, came out in a smooth nice easy drop. Gotta love smooth visits to D-town

17

D-Town The Town that never sleeps

W.W.D.D.

16 made me think of a new Acronym, W.W.D.D. (What would Danny Do?) Next time you partake in a trip to D-town stop and take a minute to think What Would Danny Do?

SPLASH

Number 15 is a great example to one of the reason why they call me splash: I be making mad splashes in the toliet son!

Sneak Attack

Was doing some dishes this morning minding my own biz... then OH MY! here comes number 14. Check back later for 15.

Lucky Number 13

Nothing special to report about this trip, just your average post lunch dizzzump.

However i did want to mention one thing that i always do while i take the trip to d-town and that is dig for gold.. I love picking my nose while dumping, its just something great and i advise every one to do the same if they don't already.

Stubborn Lil Bastard

Number 12 was a stubborn bastard i might say, but after some hard work by me number 12 was where it belonged. Engulfed in Yellow Water.

Short and Sweet

Number 11 was quick and to the point, now on with my day

False Alarm

Had my first false alarm of the year.. Just gas.. Still stuck on 10 but have a feeling 11 is coming soon.

TEN!

Number 10 - A Pre Breakfast Trip to start the day off right

Middle Stallers

9 comes with big dissatifaction. Things were going great in my post lunch trip to d town, it was going a little bit longer then my trips usally take and that turned out to be devestating. The stalls in my work have three stalls, WHY sit in the middle stall if you don't have to.. Damn Middle stallers!

7 and 8

Hey Guys back again with 7 and 8 .

7 was one i know we all have experienced numerous times in our lives. It was about 5 30 am and i was awaken and i had a feeling in my stomach that said Oh No! get up now! So i did and number 7 of the year was born!

8 was my first work trip on the year!

Correction

correction on the 2nd i only went once which would make my total 6

Days 1-3

Since this is the first entry to the D-town Blog, let me introduce my self. I am Dan King aka Danny, Kinger Splash, King, etc. If you know me then you know I am a professional Dumper. I take numerous dumps a day and even once called the Health Center at my College to see why i have gone 17 times in a three day period, needless to say they hung up on me. This blog will consist of me tracking how many times i go number 2 in 2010. It will be fun and there will be many posts. Some just saying D-town # 42 and the date, and some going into to more detail Ex. Totally just dropped a liquid one, stay out of the b-room for at least 10 minutes. You get the gist. So to everyone following the D-Town Train hop on and enjoy the Ride.

To sum up January 1-3
I went 6 times, which is light for me. Three times on the first (all before 1 pm) and twice the next two days, which might seem normal for many but odd to me.

check back later for dumps number 7 and 8.

King